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DBR 20 (19 July 2010)
1:		Why We Don't Do Blow; My Dog's Farts = Atomic Blasts (Warning: A History Lesson Ensues); North Carolina Mummies		8:38
2.		News Of The Stoopid: Shipwreck Champagne, Stolen ATM, and Who The Fuck Would Buy This "House"?		24:26
3:		Stoopid II: Cali Mummy, Time-out For Kenny Taking A Rip, Petting Crocodiles: Not A Good Idea, and Sex Changes		14:52
4:		Stoopid III: A Guy's Leg Is On Fire, A Woman Fingerbangs Herself To Death, and Who Wants To Be The Biggest Fattyfatfatty?		15:39
5:		Stoopid IV: Vampires In Colorado, Menstruation Simulators For Men (Why?!?!?!), Whale Vomit Pudding, and Iron My Shirt, Bitch!		10:26
6:		Stoopid V: Weed In Idaho and Montana, Coolest Store Ever (Girls Only), Here's Your Dollar, and Father Of The Year Award Goes To...		17:19
7:		Stoopid VI: Drunk Naked Guy, Hooker Deal Gone Bad, Liquor Store Drive-Thru		8:52
8:		Celebrity Stoopidity: Too Stoopid To Break Down (But Yeah, We Talked About Mel Gibson)		20:46
9:		Celebrity Stoopidity II: Random Bimbos (and Katy Perry's Pimples)		15:07

DBR 19 (6 July 2010)
1:		*We Discuss Mel Gibson... Really, Dude? "A pack of niggers"?* Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over...**		10:16
2.		Time For News Of The Stoopid: Bong-Ripping Babies, Poop Fights In PA, and Bacon-Flavored Vodka?		14:24
3:		News II: Kobayashi, Can You Watch The World Cup And NOT Be Drunk Or High?, And Drunk Bayonet-Wielding Parents		10:44
4:		News III: Fuck You And Your Vuvuzela, "Twilight", Decoy Jews, And Wal-Mart Rollback Prices On Babies - $25, Poop Included		14:21
5:		Celebrity Stoopidity Time, Act I		12:54
6:		Celebrity Stoopidity Time, Act II		13:52
7:		*Yep, It's Time For Porn... Amputee Porn? Poop* Porn?!?!**		21:20
8:		Porn II: And Then, Things Get Worse... (And Yes, They Can Get Worse, And Boyohboy Do They)		20:50

DBR 18 (1 July 2010)
1:		We Discuss Cell Phones And How Much We Really Don't Like Them		11:10
2.		(Maybe a Retelling Of) The Great No-Poop Challenge of 2007 and "Ohhh nooo"		25:23
3:		Kenny Gets In Touch With His Inner Child, Google Makes Everyone A Genius, and Celebtime		16:04
4:		What Vice To Exploit, and Dr. Seuss Converse		15:25

DBR 17 (24 June 2010)
1:		Introduction - Kenny's Grandma Peed Standing Up		7:05
2.		This Is The Way We Lose A Job, Lose A Job, Lose A Job... So Early In The Morning		28:14
3:		Sports - Chad Still Can't Get Over SBXXII; Barry Sanders, T.O., et. al.		19:46
4:		"Oh Look, It's Katy Perry's Titties" And Other Poems by Henry David Thoreau		22:56
5:		Supposedly The 20 Greatest Places To Drink In Scottsdale (Bullshit) and Some Real News		9:57

DBR 16 (18 June 2010)
1:		This is the part where you can hear Chad...		33:36
2.		...and this is where his computer cut out. Again. Hey Jobs, nice work.*		24:04
		*This one is the usual array of the shit we always talk about, but since fully half of it is partially incomprehensible, I didn't cut it down to easy-to-swallow segments. Track two has Chad only what can be heard through my microphone. It is simply 20+ unedited minutes of me, and Chad in the background. Sounds like a good time. In hell.

DBR 15 (10 June 2010)
1:		Introducing The Hog's Breath - And Chad Goes Pfffft		8:05
2.		"Eat Da Poo Poo"		22:31
3:		"Eat Da Poo Poo": Our Expert Analysis (You Can't Spell "Analysis" without A-N-A-L)		5:24
4:		Bimbos; David Hasselhoff Peed The Bed		14:16
5:		Girls Kissing Girls... Boys Kissing Boys?		4:39
6:		Stanley Cup and Lakers / Celtics, and More Bimbos		10:36
7:		Chad's Vagina Is Called Out, We Just Can't Enough Of Bimbos Today, and Kenny's "Panic Squirt"		8:33
8:		Don't Let Them Eat My Poo Poo!... And Then Porn, And Why You Don't Wanna Be Here Live		20:02

DBR 14 (26 May 2010)
1:		PBR For Sale		7:29
2.		More About Megan Fox's Fuckability Factor And Her Thumbs; Golf Clubs		10:00
3:		*Jesse James' Dad Fucked Him... yawn* ...plus Kenny's Rehab Plan For Lindsay Lohan**		8:10
4:		Bret Michaels; New Transformers Girl; Cynthia Nixon, Eat A Sandwich!; Jessica Simpson Playing For The Cowboys?		13:00
5:		Girls In Bikinis... On The Radio... Oh, Porn, Too...		36:19
6:		A Little Squirter Porn, And We're Done		11:05

DBR 13 (19 May 2010)
1:		DBR SportsTalk		9:37
2.		Crappy Tippers, Stay Home; How To Scare Friends; Wendy's and Stun Guns		14:47
3:		CelebTalk, Including Megan Fox And Her Stumpythumbs		15:12
4:		We Ramble On		14:43
5:		Time To Be Kind...		10:53
6:		Porn, Anyone? It's Midget Porn, C'mon! (part one)		16:26
7:		Porn, Anyone? It's Midget Porn, C'mon! (part two)		19:36
8:		News Of The Stoopid		21:37

DBR 12 (5 May 2010)
1:		We Get Off To A Rough Start; Chad Hates Flashmob		11:32
2.		A Little Celebimbo Talk		8:27
3:		Kenny Feels Bad About Something; Dog Fart Talk; We Were Born Too Late		12:43
4:		Stupid Phillie Fan, Then Back To The Bimbos And Their Boobies; Rough Sex; Jenna And Jessica - AAAAGH!		18:07
5:		Enough Fatties and Pill Freaks, Back To The Hotties; Facebook v. MySpace - Do They Both Suck As Bad?		11:26
6:		This Country Needs An Enema (Or, Why Are We Talking Politics And Shit?)		9:02
7:		Would You Let Brad Fuck You To Get To Angelina? and More Pictures Of Girls... That You Can't See		11:29
8:		KindSpice - We Try It And HOLY FUCKSHIT BATMAN! (Note: Don't Look For Anything Coherent) pt. 1		22:05
9:		We Get Too Political, Then We Feel The KindSpice Again		19:08
10:		KindSpice Round Two (Chad's Microphone Dies and The Show Ends Prematurely)		8:23

DBR 11 (22 April 2010)
1:		Trannyporn; They Love The Jesus in Kansas; I Love Katy Perry's Chest... and Her Everything Else Too		15:20
2.		Go Ahead, Sue Us; Jersey Shore Bashing and More Random Assholes		16:13
3:		The KFC Double Down; Chad Misses DJ AM; Pros And Cons Of A Big Cock; Miranda Kerr		17:37
4:		The NFL Draft; Our Take On - And A Plea To - ESPN		14:12
5:		The 2010 Baseball Season To Date		7:13
6:		Porn, Because It's Been Too Long		15:01
7:		Kenny's Mind Is A Virtual Porn Library; Not Liking Anal v. Liking It		12:28
8:		Roger Prevert, Porn Reviewer (...And We Feel Like Assholes); Creepy Arab Pizza; We Want More Facebook Fans		19:06

DBR 10 (12 April 2010)
1:		Kenny Starts Solo For A Minute; Three Dudes With One Ball; Chad Is Responsible With Prescription Drugs		10:25
2.		Bernie Carbo Was High; "Minute To Win It" - Jerking Off; Scooby Doo		16:55
3:		The Masters and Barry Bonds; Dead Cat Ass With Texas Pete's; DBR: The Movie; What The Hell Is Justin Bieber?; Nuvigil		17:55
4:		Out Of Control and Hungry As Hell; More Celebashing		14:42
5:		Jim Carrey - Pot, Kettle, Black; Another Munchie Craving; Kenny and Chad, Wall... Wall, Kenny and Chad		10:23

DBR 9 (06 April 2010)
1:		No. 8 Was Porn-Free; Fuck Tyler Florence(or, What Happened To Dinner); Big-Ass Fuckin' Bug		11:05
2.		The Keef Takes Its Toll On Kenny; Tiger Barebacked a Hooker?; Chad Bogarts A Xanax; Alessandra Ambrosio		9:46
3:		Chad's Not a Tech Snob; Time Out For A Rippy-Poo; Michael Keaton; Stoned Cricket		11:30

DBR 8: Happy Easter (05 April 2010)
1:		Chad Tries For The Strikeout; Baseball; Donovan McNabb		14:53
2:		We Edit The Shit Out Of This; "Cram You Down To Nothin'"; Grown-Ups and XBox		10:42
3:		Back To Sports; The iPad Debuts; Kenny's maybe-Ulcer		12:36
4:		Munchie Attack; We Left The Mics Off; Scary KMarts and Third World Countries		9:47
5:		iTunes Will Allow ANYTHING; Our First Bleep; Women Don't Poop		13:27
6:		Chad's Theory v. Eating Ass; The Food At The Flying J and Fast Food; Jams And Jetsons' Shorts		16:20
7:		Boy, It's Late; Drinking Binges		13:17
8:		Kenny's Bachelor Party		37:05
9:		The Bar Isn't Liable Because You're Stupid		5:39

DBR 7: Do I Really Need To Title These? (02 April 2010)
1:		What The FUCK Is Squidoo?; Elisha Cuthbert's Vagina		10:54
2:		FarmVille; College Basketball; Chad Has To Appear On A Radio Show; Why Kenny Can't Do Stand-Up		11:22
3:		Celebrity Babble; Erin Andrews; 37 In A Row; Mischa Barton Beaten With Ugly Stick		11:41
4:		Cameron Diaz' Wide Face and Other Celebs		15:56
5:		More Bullshit Social Networking Crap; Rip Torn's Wild Ride		8:51
6:		Fat Guy And Other Deviant Porn		25:00

DBR 6: Very High Class Stuff
1:		A Little About drunkbastard.net; Why We Don't Have Radio Jobs; "Where The Buffalo Roam"		14:09
2:		Joan Severance Revisited; Daylight Savings Bullshit		9:15
3:		Chad Loves Lard; The KennyBurger		11:38
4:		More Stuff About People Fuckin'; Thoughts On Eating Ass; Chad Peed In The Toaster		16:51
5:		More About Porn Stars And Chad's Tattoo Fetish		10:14
6:		The Bahamas		7:47
7:		Yup... More Porn		17:08

DBR 5: I Couldn't Think Of A Title For This Stupidity
1:		Celebrity Necrophilia; Boring Computer Talk; "I Got 'Sponsibilities 'n Shit"		10:25
2:		The Dinky-Dink; The Art Of The Rip; Stumpythumb And Magician-Fuckers; Things That Are Gay		15:00
3:		Chad Rants; Kenny Gets Revenge; Cartoons		9:27
4:		Precious; Good Pooper; Facebook Apps vs. Jerking Off		15:33
5:		A Mumble About A Few Celebs		4:13

DBR 4: More Songs About Celebrities And Food
1:		Kenny Speaks Too Quickly And Chad Gets Lost		7:05
2:		Kenny Realizes How Whacked He Is; Dirk Benedict; '80s TV Hotties		16:02
3:		Kenny Gets Lost And Chad Follows Him; Rebecca Holden Revisited, Jerking Off / Fucking Around At Work		8:48
4:		DJ's Of Scottsdale; Drinking and Driving And Late-Night Drive-Thru		12:12
5:		Taco Stands and Other Scary Foods		10:43
6:		Celebrities		9:57
7:		Attack Of The Munchies		8:06

DBR 3: A Lot Of Talk About Porn
1:		Triple Anal		15:52
2:		Chad Gives Thanks; Thirteen; Tiger		9:48
3:		We Hit The Wall; Barnyard		8:49
4:		Back To The Porn; A Bit Of A Ramble; Miss California		16:06
5:		Baseball Is Back; Fuck Marry Kill		17:19
6:		Chad's PSA; DrunkBastard.net		17:33

DBR 2: Drunk and Feeling Fine
1:		Pre-Dinner Ramblings		10:20
2:		Chad Hits The Keef; Sarah Palin and Politics		7:19
3:		Elton John Says Jesus Was Gay		8:37
4:		SlapChop; More Keef; Mel Brooks		9:15
5:		Chad Blows His Nose; Beer		8:24

DBR 1: The First Test Run
1:		Blind Or Limp?		8:30
2.		Pizzafuckers.com		7:10
3:		Kenny Starts To Ramble		9:55